Tagged by ~eviebear998 (https://www.deviantart.com/eviebear998)
RULES: Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.
Dear :iconeviebear998:
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert. I think I realized it that when we skinny dipped and I saw you sit on my Bill Clinton. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning your contact book, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I am better off without Oprah Winfrey imita